== I would like to order a boyfriend please... ==

Kalaulah boifren boleh diorder di kaunter

Situasi ini berlaku di talian telefon.

Cashier: Hello, this is McBoyfriend delivery service, may I take your order?

Oyen: Yes, I would like to have a McBoyfriend Value meal plz. oh, the Malay one.

Cashier: What look would you prefer on that Miss?

Oyen: Erm, make it Chinese look a bit. Can add slightly long and wavy hair if can?

Cashier: Of course, no problem Miss, any side orders?

Oyen: I would like to also have cuteness, warmheart, not too sensitive, can sing very well, a little chubby;not too much, crack a decent jokes, talk a lot, if you have; can play musical instrument.

Cashier: It'll take some time, please bear with it Miss.

Oyen: Sure2. Anything for my McBoyfriend Meal.

Cashier: We've also currently having a special promotion, if you extend your boyfriend height to 170cm, you'll get a free Umbrella.

Oyen: No, thanks! I'll just have a short one pls.

Cashier: Allright, is that all?

Oyen: Oh, can I have with extra Cash plz....Okay! That's it.

Cashier: That'll be $12345678.90. What is your mode of payment Miss?

Oyen: Visa.

Cashier: Aite! Thank you for ordering with McBoyfriend, I hope u enjoy your meal. Please order again later.

Oyen: Sure. Thanx!!


TING!TONG!
yeay!!! da sampai!!!

(^_^)

ada orang nak order?

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Saje jer busan2 membaca nota tadik terasa nak menaip mende merepek nih. Teringat satu manga(bukan mangga buah; manga komik jepun) yang aku penah baca dulu; ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND tajuknya. Berkisahkan tentang sorang pompuan nih, Riiko Izawa...kawan2 dia sumer da ade boyfriend. So dia rasa lonely dan mengorder seorang boyfriend online. Bestla, bleh pilih2 ciri2 yg dia nak. Then,dia ingat online order tuh main2 jer, habih jer dier tekan submit online tu, 'BF' orderannyer sampai. BF ni semenanyer macam patung cybernetic dan yg dia order nama Night Tenjo. Pergh terkejut jugakla si Riiko nih. Taw tak cara nk start operate nyer cane? Haha. One kiss. Ha~ Itu la cara mengaktifkannya. So kalaw aku cium, patung tu milik aku, kalaw org lain cium dah bertukar pulak. Gitu2 la.

Semenanyer syarikat yg handle mender nih adalah Kronos Heaven dari masa depan, yang berobjektifkan memenuhi kehendak pelanggan yang nk order teman lelaki mengikut citarasa mereka. And, bila dah dapat order onlinetuh, depa akan terus teleport ke masa2 tertentu untuk deliver barang tersebut iaitu robot2 yang telah diorder tu la...

Back to watak utama tadi, Riiko agak menyesal order sebab nak kene fikir camne nk jage BF yg baru sampai tadik. So sepanjang kisah ni macam2 la yg ditempuh, nak kene bawak Tenjo pi sekolah, ancaman dr orang2 yg terpikat ngn BF die. Semenanyer dia tak berapa suka orang taw hal ni sebab takot kantoi. Tenjo ni pulak, macam robot yang setia, pas diaktifkan oleh Riiko, dia akan setia kat perempuan tu selagi tak dicium oleh orang lain. Adalah beberapa episode yg sedih-medih merembes2 air mata (lemah btol!!) . Banyak la lagi halangan, sampai habis nyer Tenjo telah mengalami kerosakan yg sangat terok sampai takleyh betolkan lagi...Riiko sangat2 merindukan TENJO mase part last tuh dan sangat sedih bg aku.

huwaaa...SEDIH! SEDIH!

erm, ader orang berminat nak baca ey?

nah bace dr chapter 1~ LINK---> ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND.